Fancyplants' Cracked Pot
My little cracked plant pot. Mind the roots.
LIFF 2022 Day 3
My Small Land (Jpn)
LIFF 2022 Day 2
Myanmar Diaries (Ned/Mya/Nor)
Alcarràs (Spa/It)
Mediterranean Fever (Pal/Ger/Fra/Cyp/Qat)
LIFF 2022 Day Something
Well, its been a long three years since I did much of this, and work/family commitments mean that another 2013 is a long way off. The last posts were in 2019 (apologies) but as you can appreciate, the 2020's have been a bit crap so far, and this is the first time Ive been back to a festival since. Here's hoping we're through it and we only have global recession, climate demise and an idiot government to deal with now.
The films I post are just a smattering of the films at LIFF this year; theyre chosen more because they fit my schedule than what I would prefer to watch, unfortunately. However, experience has taught me this can be where the best films can be found - the ones you happen to see because the stars align, ones you may wrinkle your nose at and scrawl a '3' next to on your initial scan of the brochure.
I like films.
Hello, Bookstore (US)
Goodbye, Don Glees (Jpn)
Next Sohee (S. Kor)
Dusty Blog Syndrome
Leaving a blog unattended for a while seems to be something people do; I'm certainly guilty of that, having left big gaps in the internet where I didn't grace it with my presence. You can see patterns emerge looking at blog sites, and as times move, other things such as the youtubes or the instagrams or whatever the young dudes are going onto these days. You see a burst of energy where the site is overflowing with content created with passion and care, and then some event comes along in someone's private life, or sometimes the curator is the sort where passion burns intensely until an inevitable burnout, and the posts slow to a stop. And its a bit like running - each time you stop, it gets harder to start again.
(On a completely unrelated note: hbomberguy is back!)
Anyway, such is my situation: between 2019 and now there's been a lot of upheaval; notwithstanding the global Covid pandemic, there's also been several job changes, a major house move involving a lot of delays, land-related politics and arguments that persist a year after (and probably for some time to come), and around the same time as that, I got a major infection in my knee, with 2 weeks of intense pain and undiagnosed infection led to 2 further weeks in hospital where at one point was told I may lose the leg. To complicate things, mum coincidentally went in on the same day with what turned out to be anemia and only came out a day earlier; thankfully the hard working people at the NHS managed to diagnose the issue and a full recovery followed. My own personal recovery has been slow and things still aren't right (turned out to be a major case of septic arthritis and now I have about half a meniscus between two knees), but I can jog short distances once more so I'm grateful for what I can still manage. There's a knee replacement somewhere on the horizon but for the moment I'm keeping going.
Don't get old, kids!
Leeds Film Festival 2019 - Day 7
That small problem aside, Jojo Rabbit will be well worth watching as it hits the cinemas early in the new year. Some of the reviews have been less than kind towards it, but I thought it was well worth the time. 8/10
One such day provides two things of note - Marianne finally snaps and kicks him out of their house, and his son gives him a voucher to spend at 'Time Travellers' - a business catering to the super-rich that can recreate any period in history down to the finest detail. Reeling from the rejection, Viktor pines for the distant past where life was simple and he was young and in love, and asks them to recreate the moment when he met Marianne all those years ago.
Though not reaching the levels of shear beauty and joyeousness set by the now nearly 20-year old Amélie, La Belle Époque is a sumptious, dense, velvety romance about the beauty of first love, and a chance to wallow in a reality where ones most treasured memories can be played out just once more in front of you to live through once again. 8/10
And that was my lot. It was nice to get out on the festival circuit proper once again, here's to more in the future.
Leeds Film Festival 2019 - Day 6
Winter in the Rain Forest (ES)
Repurposed porcelain doll parts form creepy fauna and flora interacting on the forest floor; the roles of predator and prey move around as the balance of power shifts. Unnerving and creepy stop-motion animation. 6.5/10
Undergrowth (GB)
A market-stall plastic surgeon trades body parts and uses her gains to grow more in her back garden. The hopes of attaining a partner are one day realized but she gets more than she bargained for. Dark, slick and funny. 7.5/10
Grand Bassin (FR)
Pool-side shenanigans with a clutch of oversized characters and some saucy squeaks, oohs and aahs. Very French. 7/10
Still Lives (FI)
Museum exhibits come to life at night in an uneventful stop-motion animation. 5/10
Sheep, Wolf and a Cup of Tea (FR)
As his relatives move around downstairs, a young boy goes on a dreamlike journey from his bed with a mysterious wolf-figure in a beautifully colourful, trippy painted tale. 7.5/10
Las Del Diente (ES)
Through a disorienting fisheye lens, the avatars of three women talk about pregnancy, motherhood and what it takes to be a parent in the Spanish culture. 6/10
Daughter (CZ)
A daughter and her sick father come to terms with their fractured relationship as he lies in a hospital bed awaiting his operation. Told with roughly-made but beautifully expressive wooden figures, their fluid movement captures their emotions perfectly without the need for dialogue. 8/10
300g/m2 (ES)
Fun with paper cutouts as a humanoid figure interacts with the space left in the paper he was cut from. No real story, just some larking around, so limited in entertainment. 5/10
The Rain (PL)
Polish deadpan humour really shows here, but it's also a commentary on the groupthink of crowds being less than the individual. A superhero emerges from the bored office workers of a skyscraper just in time to save someone falling from the impossibly high roof. Unfortunately, it seems like a thrilling escape from their computers for the rest, and temptation builds. Short, smart and funny. 7.5/10
Toomas - Beneath the Valley of the Wild Wolves (CR)
Toomas is a buff wolf-human creature inhabiting a Bojack Horseman-like world. Forever catching the eye of the ladies, he keeps himself for his beloved back home. But when he loses his job in the name of fidelity, those buns need to start earning their pay. A funny blend of Bojack and those softcore British sex films from the 70's. 8/10
Leeds Short Film Awards
A round-up of the winning entries from several of the other short film segments.
HydeBank (UK)
Tending a prison farm's sheep provides a much needed escape for Ryan, who is in for an undisclosed but serious crime. Suffering the abuse you might expect from his neighbours, he makes the best of his situation to calm his anger and plan a life outside. A tender look at one person among many trying to be better. 8/10
Olla (FR)
Lonely and introverted Pierre orders a bride from the internet and is infatuated with his purchase, but Olla can't just be who he wants her to be just like that. Stuck inside during the day tending to his elderly mother, it's not long before the cracks in their synthetic relationship begin to show. 7.5/10
A Night with Noorjehan (UK)
A young indian boy tries his best to make some money for his family by selling balloons on the night streets to anyone who will give him the time, at least when he isn't being tempted to sneak into the local cinema where the latest Bollywood epic is being shown, and being thwarted at every turn by the doorman. A chance meeting with a colourful night character will perhaps give him his wish. 7/10
The Circle (UK)
Described through the medium of dance (no.. come back!), two brothers from the suburbs of London describe their relationship with their wider family in this refreshingly more positive look at black youth culture. 7/10
And Then the Bear (FR)
Ignored by his mother, and left to explore the bushland as she waits for an alluring stranger to appear in the night, a young boy becomes consumed by jealousy and anger, summoning the forest spirits to exact revenge. The striking chalk on black paper visuals and the darkness of the subject matter are a delicious combination. 8/10
The Stranger's Case - shown in the Yorkshire Shorts on day 4.
Why Slugs Don't Have Legs (CH)
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An absurd but enjoyable animation with a gloriously messy style, explaining to us with remarkably little science to back it's claims up, why the humble slug once had legs (and arms), but now doesn't and is all the happier for it. 8/10
Patrick (BE) (review)
I was hoping to go to the Welcoming Young Refugees event but they were unfortunately sold out, so I caught this instead.
Trailer Warning: Wobbly bare bodies!
Leeds Film Festival 2019 - Day 5
There used to be a music shop in Leeds some years ago, just down from The Light. I would pass it many times as the years rolled by and the film festivals came and went. Custom was rare, but they always had a welcoming scene complete with a grand piano for people to tinkle on, and I pressed my nose up against their windows more than once, wishing I had the talent and confidence to pick up one of those shiny instruments and play. Sadly it disappeared after a long innings, as these things tend to do.
I recalled the old music store when watching this documentary about the titular guitar shop in the centre of New York. Aging rock guitarist Rick - deft constructor of bespoke guitars from salvaged wood - and his young prodigy Cindy share the work with Rick's mother answering the phones and dusting. It's a quiet, old-fashioned work life that is just about hanging on.
Rick's shop however shows little sign of struggle; a bevvy of customers of varying levels of fame come along, lavish praises whilst trying out the wares and serenade the viewer with their skills. And that's basically the film. It's not got a lot to say, because there isn't much to say; this is a gentle and pleasant slice of the lives of those making a living in an increasingly rare and therefore precious way. The only slight annoyance was the staged feel to the film, as if it was a fiction dressed as a documentary. 7.5/10
The military coup acted upon Sudan in the late 80's was responsible for a crackdown on the lives and consequently the cultural output of the country. Films, both making and showing were banned and the cinemas and film studios gutted. Only empty, partially demolished shells remain.
Enter a quad of aging film buffs, headed by once-director Ibrahim Shaddad and his friend Suleiman Ibrahim, who have become dissatisfied with merely sneaking around the country putting on secret screenings of their old films and whatever else they can find, and instead want to lead the way in reviving Sudanese cinema proper.
I guess the intention of the film was for a celebratory revival but alas, it is a tale more of hardened conservatism, the point of the oppressive attitude towards filmmaking lost in time but still holding sway through a mixture of tradition and fear of reprisal from those lurking in the shadows, through which these four nobles show their years of wisdom, showing warm humour and patience in place of anger and frustration. It is a fascinating window into a lost and largely overlooked culture cut down in it's formative years and struggling to resurface, it's slender green shoots nursed by the oldest of hands. 7.5/10