A Handy Guide

Do you find that feet get mysteriously lodged in your front door as you try to close it? Find yourself challenged on the source of your morals? Not any more.

With the help of a printer and a piece of Blu-tac, you too can give those pesky Jehovas Witnesses a few uncomfortable things to think about the next time they come knocking at your door just as youre about to tuck into a thoroughly unhealthy but ultimately delicious bacon and egg sandwich and by the time they have been persuaded you don't want any Jesus that day it's all gone cold and the lovely runny egg has congealed with the bacon fat and it's only a shadow of what it was.. or whatever...

Anyway, do the following:

1. Go to LolGod and print out their handy set of uncomfortable bible quotes.
2. Adhere to the wall next to your front door for easy access.
3. Bring into use when told by anyone that God is the way to happiness, peace and love.

Thank you, LolGod!