Showing posts with label Atheism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Atheism. Show all posts

What is the Harm in a Little Belief?

There has been much hoo-hah about Richard Dawkins in the past week, with his polls about religious identity in the UK. I won't comment on them here other than to say their findings weren't exactly surprising to this godless heathen. I want to focus on one particular recurring criticism he faces: Though most people can understand why he goes after the fanatics, there surely isn't any harm in a moderate belief, is there?

Dawkins' own answers variously mention pre-rapture suicides and killings, and the fact that, if you are willing to take the existence of a deity on faith, you will be more likely to take an unquestioning view of other woo, such as alternative medicine or creationism. While the latter will just get you laughed at, or maybe narrow your job prospects, the former might lead to not taking the correct medicine for an avoidable illness, or taking the wrong medicine because the woo-peddlers aren't regulated and so didn't test their 'natural remedies' before encouraging you to down it.

But the clincher for me is this: If you believe one thing to be true, you are likely to force that thing onto your kids, whether they agree with it, or not. Thinking you are doing the best for your children by ensuring they grow up in the Christian faith for example, you might insist they read the bible, or maybe enroll them in a bit of Sunday school. Perhaps a visit to a local Alpha Course if they don't take the hint and keep on with their pesky reasoning.

In America, they have another choice - a whole industry devoted to setting your child on the right path.

And for those whose loving parents send them there, it is a horrifying nightmare.

A teenager has apparently spent a few years there, in the name of 'curing' his atheism:
In September 2009, after admitting to my parents that I was atheist, I was abruptly woken in the middle of the night by two strange men who subsequently threw me in a van and drove me 200 mi. to a facility that I would later find out serves the sole purpose of eliminating free thinking adolescents.

[...]

Let me give you a detailed run-down of my experience here: To start off it's a boarding school where there is literally no communication with the outside world, the people who work here can do anything they want, and the students can do absolutely nothing about it. The basic idea is that you're not allowed to leave until you believably adopt their viewpoints and push them off on others. The minimum stay at these places is a year, an ENTIRE YEAR, that means no birthday, no christmas, no thanksgiving etc.; my stay lasted 2 years. The day to day functioning of this facility is based on a very strict set of rules and regulations: you eat what they give you, do what they tell you (often just pointless things just to brand mindless submission in your brain), and believe what they tell you to believe. Consequences for not adhering to these regulations include not eating for that day, being locked in small rooms for extended periods of time and the long term consequence of an extended stay.
The skeptic in me said to keep a suspicious mind, and reddit isn't known for the integrity of its journalists. I want it to be at least partially a reactionary rant, as this is worse than I could possibly believe the effects of simple religious faith had scope to inflict.

However, this page shows just how many of these places have come and gone, apparently shut down for all sorts of gruesome reasons. This connected site profiles the still at large and those fighting to shut them down. It profiles the many legal cases brought against various WWASP organizations. Finally, there are actual House and Senate bills, brought in to regulate or shut down these institutions.

Judge the authenticity for yourself by reading the comments, some of which come from fellow survivors.

Edit: There is also a documentary in production:

Plan A Was More Than Enough

Harold Camping then,

'There is no Plan B', he said.

Most people would have interpreted that to mean, that he was so sure of his convictions that he didn't even bother to think about what he would do if the Rapture didn't happen.

But I reckon Camping knew exactly what he was doing, and that his little quip was deliberately filled with a second meaning more close to his heart.

From a quote on The Register:

New Yorker Robert Fitzpatrick's faith in Camping saw him standing in Times Square at the appointed hour, but he was rewarded for investing his life savings of $140k in a poster campaign proclaiming the apocalypse with nothing more than drizzle and jeering tourists.

He said: "I can't tell you what I feel right now. Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."

No Robert, you understood the message perfectly well as Camping intended it to be interpreted. Even if he didn't profit directly from your posters, it will have brought some of the gullible round to his way of thinking, and thus a bit more cash. You were basically a free advert. It wasn't personal: anyone with your particular mental state of mind would have done just as well.

His Plan A was to drop off the radar on May 21, with a whole sackful of other peoples' money, just as they were perhaps realising they'd been duped. I doubt Camping had the same religious convictions he may have had when he was younger - any nobility from pious religious faith had been slowly removed as it dawned on him down the years that he could make an awful lot of money out of other people who thought the same thing. And when his initial 'unchristian' actions failed to elicit any punishments from above, that gave him the green light to do whatever he wanted.

Yes, maybe it is the case that Harold Camping is a closet Atheist, or at least an agnostic. Only he got his enlightenment not from realising that faith is a bunch of hooey that destroys peoples' lives and that for the sake of future humanity it should be jettisoned, but from seeing it's perverse and selfish value; seeing the potential for using it as a tool, screwing other people over by lying to them and misleading them. As has been the case with many people in positions of power, their faith in the system they got into has been eroded and replaced with a simple knowledge of the power it gives them and how to misuse it to their own ends.

Post-non-rapture, it would be too much to expect the majority of people to take an honest look at their gullibility, vulnerability and wasted hours, days and months on this nasty disease. Such a possibility has been proved false by Camping returning some days later, his website somewhat altered so as to remove his claims, and incredulously stating that it did actually happen, just in a nice caring way, sparing us five months of torture until the world REALLY REALLY WILL END on October 21. How anyone would swallow this can only be explained by dogmatic, brainwashing religious faith, and closed, underdeveloped minds.

Amongst its people, Campings' claims and subsequent backpeddling has triggered variety of defensive walls:

Some slightly less fundamental Christians have quoted Matthew 24:36 and said, 'how can anyone know - these people should have known Camping was a false prophet'. Recognising the poisonous effect the man has on anyone religiously close to him there has been no shortage of self-appointed spokesmen speaking out and distancing themselves - after he was proved wrong, you'll note. The Rapture is obviously a perfectly normal thing to believe in, they suggest, but you must be some sort of kerayzee to think you can predict when it is!!

Camping used the biblical teachings of the rapture that he knew was part of the central Christian canon, as a way to get what he wanted. You can blame the biblical scholars for coming up with the rapture concept just as much as this man, and blame the less-fundamental fundamentalists for reminding the blindly faithful to continue believing in - and thus fearing - the Rapture being just around the corner in the future.

Other (more sceptical) people have reacted with anger: calling for the man to be arrested for fraud - but if they did, then he would be no less guilty than any other bible thumper at the front of the flock. Feel free to send out the police for the TV evangelicals who get people to throw money at them, the local faith healers asking for pots of cash to have a chance at miraculously healing their sick child, and - well why not - even the vicar in your local village church - his collection box takings are all in the name of the lord after all.

And there will always be stupid people. That's why they will accept this rubbish unquestioningly without stopping for a moment and thinking '..hang on.. this will happen at 6pm local time.. all around the world? WTF!?'. These are the same sorts of people caricatured on the front of a Darwin Awards book, sawing off the branch of a tree while sitting on it. These are the vulnerable, uneducated, wilfully ignorant people Camping and his type target.

A fourth group (mostly apologists) has tried to just simply laugh it off: 'No harm done.' No harm done, you say? What about people bankrupted because they paid for billboards advertising this rubbish, or spent their life savings travelling across the country to be near the idiot on the day. What about the thousands of faithful experiencing degrees of psychological anxiety and fear about whether they would be raptured, and what they did wrong to anger their god when it turned out they were still on earth and nothing had changed - especially in the hours before they realised that no-one else had been raptured either.

In the post-rapture interview, Camping showed us a little of his attitude towards the people whose lives he has shattered, some hint of the way he views his followers as nothing more than a means to an end. When asked if he would apologise to the people he has misled, and more importantly, coerced them to ruin their futures, he said:
"If people want me to apologize, I can apologize, yes. I am not a genius. I was wrong. It [the Rapture] should be understood spiritually and not physically,"
In other words, he will only apologise if people ask him to; he has no conscience or shame to drive him to do it unprompted. As far as his twisted logic goes, he has done nothing wrong, and any apology will not be heartfelt - it will only serve to shut those disagreeable unbelievers up.

Worst of all, Camping has blood on his hands. A woman attempted to murder her children, followed by her own attempted suicide because she couldn't face the rapture and the possibility of not being a 'chosen one'. No doubt the massive let down felt by thousands of people in the coming days will cause still others to consider suicide, especially if they have given everything away. And it will happen again in October.

But let's not put all the blame on Camping; he has just used his brains to make capital out of the biblical concepts laid down hundreds of years ago to line his pockets - the ones the saner members of society have kicked off into the long grass and urged others to do the same. Thousands have done it in the past to keep people scared. People are doing it now around the world in all walks of life, and will do it in the future with religions yet to be invented. And when the followers are told stories of death and destruction, mercy for only the faithful and hellfire for anyone straying even a little bit from the righteous path, their fear they will keep them close to the bosom of religion as a source of comfort from the phantoms that aren't actually there.

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Oh, and Osama Bin Laden was a mucky little perv.

Short Film: Storm

At around the same time as his sweary 'Pope Song', the massively talented comedian/lyricist/musician Tim Minchin also wrote 'Storm', a more reserved and considered look at belief versus knowledge. And likewise now, the 9-minute epic has received the animated treatment.

I love Tim Minchin and I want to have his babies.

Bad Times Lie Ahead

As a semi-follow-on from my earlier post about religiosity and graphs, I present another view that illustrates an issue that I believe we are experiencing now, and one which will only get worse.

I find human behaviour fascinating, and while working through some of the earlier chapters of the Portable Atheist, a pattern with regard to religious conviction through the ages formed in my mind.

The graph below is an approximation of my thoughts at the time. The actual values aren't the thing to concentrate on here (they have no hope of being accurate), rather it is the trend that is important.

It would be fair to say that as people grow up, they are exposed to different amounts of religious teachings, and combined with their own personality and circumstances, this results in some value of religious conviction. Along the X axis, lies a number of events in history from the enlightenment period of the 1600's onwards, and the Y axis refers to how much conviction in their beliefs various groups of people - split roughly by how much of a theist they are - have. It could be argued that conviction rates would differ due to events earlier than this, but it was the likes of Newton that kick started critical thinking, and thus some change for the first time since the ancient Greeks.

As you would expect, with increasing knowledge and discoveries, there are less things to attribute to whichever god they believe in, and it follows that this would have a detrimental effect on the rigidity of a persons' convictions, so the trend is almost universally downwards. I freely admit this is a simplified depiction, and that some other events may temporarily send the strength of public belief back up for a while, but the trend is down.

So in the future, as more and more things are discovered, and the gods have less and less to hide behind, most people's religious beliefs will tend towards the agnostic and atheist viewpoint. Even the orthodox members of society - those who spend a lot of their time in pulpits wearing silly hats, will gradually let go of their theistic dogma in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, and adopt a more theistic-agnostic standpoint. This is exemplified when the church (eventually) accepted that Galileo's heliocentric model of the universe was correct, or that Evolutionary Theory was the best current explanation for the diversity of life.

Up to this point, everything sounds pretty positive, but unfortunately one group on the graph steadfastly refuses to budge by their very nature. Human civilisation will on the whole no doubt tend towards some form of agnosticism or atheism, which will eventually result in two disparate groups with very little shared opinion, and few people occupying the middle ground and acting as a bridge between the two sides; and it is the nature of fundamentalism to take this natural oppression and attack it. Fundamentalist groups will work to recruit from the more conservative theists of the orthodoxy who bear up well to the reason and knowledge that are continually being refined and deduced. Unable and unwilling to unshackle themselves from their dogmatic and unchanging beliefs, and the cognitive dissonance they must surely feel when they compare those teachings and beliefs with what they see on the television and in front of their eyes, they will retreat still further into the security blankets of their holy books, and cut off contact from increasing amounts of the rest of the world.

Their dogma is unbend-able, and their teachings say that everything that contradicts it is heretic, decadent, and needs to be purged from the earth to please their gods. I fear that in the future we are not heading towards a society which has resolved the science-religion issue, but has tempered it to a point that will result in increasing amounts of bloodshed.

I wish that we had some measure of mitigating this but can see little; passing laws the world over to ban religious teachings to children until they reach an age where they are capable of assessing whether religion makes sense to them or not is nice to think about but unworkable in practice, and human diversity of mind and behaviour will always produce those who are receptive to dogma and resistant to reason.

The survival of humanity depends on a solution in the coming years, or it may destroy itself. But I see none on the horizon.

Please can we get God on the line for an Answer?

I woke to the first news this morning of the brutal gunning down of Shahbaz Bhatti, the Pakistani minister for minorities in the country, who was fighting for the equality of his people. On the back of several other events (...) that have either ended in death or someone having to go into hiding as a result of voicing concerns and views against their particular religious texts, it seems that sometimes all hope is lost for peace in the world when dogmatic religions produce such barbarism.

But when you ask the average Muslim, Jew or Christian in the street what they think of such things, you will get the same answer over again:

'These barbarous thugs do not represent ${religion}. ${religion} is a peaceful religion that promotes tolerance and peace'.

On the face of it, this is reassuring. But the problem is that if you were to ask the extremists what they thought of the average theist on the street, you would get something like:

'These layabouts do not represent ${religion}. They have become lazy and decadent and have lost their way'.

All through the spectrum, from agnostic theist to religious fundamentalist, people all claim to represent their god, and they can't all be right - in the same way that a Muslim will state their belief that theirs is the only true god with the same passion that a Christian or Jew will do the same.

In the absence of evidence, the fundamentalist has just as much right to claim theirs is the correct interpretation as the casual theist, and reliance on holy books that are hugely open to interpretation does not help matters. The only being who can say for definite which group represents the true tenets of whichever religion is the 'right' one, is God.

And unfortunately for some reason, he's staying pretty quiet about things.

Underestimating God's Intelligence

The Jehovah's Witnesses returned once again last week, just as I was heading out the door. Two middle-aged women appeared at the gate in agreeably beige coats, bearing up against the last of the winter chill, and probably a few frosty receptions before they got to me. I wasn't much in the mood, but I had sort of looked forward to meeting them again and debating with them about various theological inconsistencies. Also, despite their wonky beliefs, they were genuinely pleasant people who thought they were making a positive impact in the world, so I gave them some of my time.

The usual openers of how there was so much evil in the world wasn't heading in a particularly interesting direction (I fail to see how such a committed theist can acknowledge a situation where evil - usually blamed on the devil - can exist and perpetuate with a supposed perfect, capable and loving god watching over us), so I steered things towards the subject of the creation, figuring these people were most likely creationists. I asked them what their opinion of ancient fossils were.

'We believe that the universe is only a few thousand years old', one said.
'God created us and everything on the planet', said the other.

I've pondered the ability of these statements to stand on their own feet for a while now. It asks questions about god's motives when the world is made to look much older than what it apparently is (suggesting a deceit) but also queries another aspect of an all powerful being: intelligence.

Many well-structured arguments against creation are stopped in their tracks by the twin put-downs of 'who are we to question gods ways' and 'we are human; we cannot comprehend his big plan'. When not using those little sidesteps, any reasoning along the lines of creation of the earth in seven days ultimately leads to god existing outside of time, and so can achieve anything. This got me thinking.

'How intelligent is God?', I asked.

The ladies stood there for a moment and pondered my question. I assured them I wasn't trying to lure them into a trap. Turning to one of the women I asked (as politely as possible) how intelligent she thought she was.

'Reasonably', she said, guardedly.

And so I began my argument. It went something like this:

Imagine for a moment, that you are really passionate about building model aeroplanes. You have loads of them in your house, and you take great care over the building and painting of each one, so they are as perfect as they can be. Now imagine that you are suddenly tasked with building 10,000 model aircraft. Each of the same design. No matter how much you loved doing it, you wouldn't want to do 10,000 and you would be sick of them if you made it to the end.

This is because you are an intelligent person; and repetitive tasks - no matter how much fun they might be at the start - become tiresome.

Now scale that up. Instead of one model aircraft, you have a million different kinds, of all shapes and sizes, made up of different parts and substances and complexities, and each model type has between 1 and a trillion models to be made. And you have to repeat the task for all eternity.

This is the work that God apparently has to do. Or rather, it's the work that he has apparently foisted upon himself, being the ultimate creator of our universe and all within it.

It was obvious by now the analogy I was trying to make, but as I suspected, the ladies would argue the wrong point away.

'But God exists outside of time', one said, 'he can create any number of beings in a blink of an eye'.

I countered; 'Well, even if we could somehow accept such a claim, it is God's intelligence that proves your creation theory false. I repeat: how intelligent do you think God is?'.

The women realised anything less than infinite intelligence would doom them to be pushed into a pit of hell or something, so I took their stares as an implicit answer.

A being of infinite, - or even merely super-human - intelligence is not going to lumber himself with such a repetitive system. Regardless of whether he can make time to do it or not, the constant repetition required would make him a prisoner of his own work.

'Don't think you are doing your God a disservice by claiming a system of creation so short-minded that he would trap himself in this way?', I asked to no audible reply.

A being of even reasonable intelligence, at the point where he was planning the universe he was about to create, would contemplate the consequences of any road he goes down. Rather than lumbering himself with the task of creating and re-creating life over and over for all eternity - and we are assuming the earth is the only place in the massive universe that this is happening - wouldn't it be far more practical to create a single spark of life, imbue it with the ability to mutate and reproduce, and then set it free in a quiet corner of the universe to do it's thing all on it's own, and watch as it grows and develops.

Though I do not go for the idea of a God as the ultimate source of all things, we know so little about the origins of the universe prior to the big bang, that a giant celestial experimenter kicking things off and then lying back and observing the results is as good as any we are going to get in the near future. And what a beautiful idea; one that fits with our knowledge of evolutionary history and biology, of fossil records and of the origins of the universe, of the destruction and rebirth of worlds and galaxies as they collide in the chaos, and the danger and savagery of animal survival.

But it also allows the ones who want to believe in a god to have one - the guy who had the forethought to put it all into action. Such a deity who was the creator of the universe and all the beauty deserves a bit of respect, and if as some posit, he is just lying back and observing the results - however they turn out - as a scientist would, then there is also no need to consider him to be the presiding judge of our actions because in his experiment we are all part of the results whatever they may be. Morality and behaviour - that is down to us.

The women had by this point begun to glance at their watches, and since I had made my point, I let them leave; they said they found what I had to say 'interesting', although it is unlikely they would be leaving the secure and comforting bosom of their alpha course just yet. Hopefully however, I may have sown a couple of seeds of doubt.

Some atheists may see this as a soft line, keeping God in the mix, but I don't see any profit to be had by trying to force people who don't want to let go of God to do so. The universe is so vast and we are so minuscule within it, that our tiny lives would be of no concern to a higher being; and so really, it makes no difference for our salvation whether we believe in one or not. What is important (as I have said in the past and would guess any caring god would agree), is that we are properly educated, and throw off those beliefs which are obviously, demonstrably wrong, beliefs that waste lives and sometimes cause harm when they are forcibly applied. If an argument that acknowledges the possibility of a remote God while steering them away from these standpoints can be persuasive enough to satisfy both what they see and want to believe, that's good enough for me.

Underhand Tactics

This may be regional cos I'm in Japan now, but I've just noticed that typing in my URL direct into the address bar today has brought up a 'Mega Site of Bible Studies and Information' page full of guff about godly testimonies and such.

It's sad that somewhere, some repressed and frustrated individual has decided to try and hack my site by redirecting people elsewhere (presumably because of my atheistic postings) rather than trying to debate the points made in those posts, but I suppose that means they implicitly understand how fragile their arguments are.

A Handy Guide

Do you find that feet get mysteriously lodged in your front door as you try to close it? Find yourself challenged on the source of your morals? Not any more.

With the help of a printer and a piece of Blu-tac, you too can give those pesky Jehovas Witnesses a few uncomfortable things to think about the next time they come knocking at your door just as youre about to tuck into a thoroughly unhealthy but ultimately delicious bacon and egg sandwich and by the time they have been persuaded you don't want any Jesus that day it's all gone cold and the lovely runny egg has congealed with the bacon fat and it's only a shadow of what it was.. or whatever...

Anyway, do the following:
  1. Go to LolGod and print out their handy set of uncomfortable bible quotes.
  2. Adhere to the wall next to your front door for easy access.
  3. Bring into use when told by anyone that God is the way to happiness, peace and love.

Thank you, LolGod!

Mocking the Terrorists

I went to see Four Lions yesterday while it was still doing the rounds. I wanted to have the kind of laugh that runs along the lines of Team America's wrongness, and Chris Morris has always been a bit of a trailblazer when it comes to savagely satirizing touchy social issues.

Four disillusioned souls, their spirits broken by the monotony of their urban life, the absence of the happiness promised by white faces staring at them with products in their hands has, by some twist of fate brought them together with their shared dissatisfaction. By the point the film has started, this has stewed and morphed into a desire to make a name for themselves by striking a blow against all those things that have ignored them. Fortunately, their futile and undirected existence to this point has not exactly equipped them for precision terrorising.

Waj is not a good start. He is a step below Private Pike and only a smidge above Private Baldrick in his awareness of the world around him (and played very well by the otherwise canny Fonejacker Kayvan Novak). Faisal is little better, a quiet soul lurking behind a beard and heavy clothing, spending his private hours training crows as flying suicide bombers. Islamic convert and seething ball of frustration Barry seems to be on the fall from a previously quite adequate middle-class existence, whose only remnants are a battered old Citroen and a quiet town house in the middle of infidel central. The anger and frustration bred from cognitive dissonance of his old life with his new ideals make him the self-appointed driving force of the group, changing his opinions and interpretations as suits him to get to the goal of making a name for himself as a martyr. Only Omar shows any sign of sense, being a family man with a wife and child, (bizarrely his nurse wife is fully aware and presumably backs his intentions and his young son has already been brought up to believe in the glory of martyrdom). Between them they will resemble what thankfully 99% of potential terrorist groups in this country are like - filled with hate and idealism, but hindered by incompetence and lacking brainpower.

The group meet together at their various homes to go over their progress, which involves a lot of shouting and bigging themselves up, but not much actually getting done. After a less than successful trip to Iraq to train as terrorists, Waj and Omar return to find a new member Hassan, barely out of school but full of naive and unfocused energy, which Barry fancies he can hone.

Given the amount of time the five principal characters spend on thinking through any one aspect of their agenda, how they got into this self-appointed crusade seems more down to an Islamic terrorist template being something that Muslims 'do' in the current age, rather than any of them actually having anything particular to die for. When a plan is finally put into force to plant themselves as suicide bombers in the London Marathon, they finally have a purpose, but do they have enough brain cells between them to pull it off?

Director Chris Morris is well known for controversy, but in this film, he seems to have tempered his blade a bit. Whether that is down to a (quite understandable) fear of a Jihad being stamped on his head, or whether it was that the pointedness of the plot was researched out of existence (work on the film apparently began before the 2005 bus bombings in London, and has involved research and consultation from all sides including the Police and Muslim representatives). What happens here is certainly very funny in places, and even a little touching in others, but the feeling that Morris is about to say or do something outrageous around the next corner but never does is an unfortunate consequence of his reputation preceding him, and instead he takes the slightly safer route of allowing the characters to be intensely mockable. What results is a modern-day retelling of The Ladykillers, but with a twisted idea of fame as the driving force, rather than money.

I do by all means recommend this film be seen as it is a funny and knowledgeable demonstration of how serving an ideal often means instead serving the desires of others, often at our own expense. Just don't go into it expecting anything scathing or controversial, or it will spoil your enjoyment. Also, if you're bothered that some nutjob might try and blow themselves up after the show I wouldn't worry, as there's enough in there to embarrass the most ardent jihadist and make them think twice about what a knob they're being. 7.5/10

UK viewers should be able to see it quite soon on the telly as it was made by FilmFour, their output is generally shown shortly afterwards (maybe this Christmas).

When Words are Not Enough

Off the back of my recent post regarding the Pope and his alleged kiddy-fiddling coverups, it may have been apparent I was struggling to choose my words to appropriately convey my anger. Well, thanks to heavily talented lyricist Tim Minchin (via the lovely BlagHag) I have the perfect expression right here (note: a smidge sweary):



I think that sums things up quite nicely.

A very thin Silver Lining around a very Murky Cloud

It goes without saying that the scandal surrounding the Catholic Church and the spate of 'Paedophile Priest' accusations, of which the Pope has rightly acknowledged and apologised for have sickened me to the core. However, aside from pulling the rug once and for all from under those few remaining overly-loyal head-buriers amongst the Christian/Catholic persuasion, who maintain that somehow all the accusations over the decades were made up and no cuddly caring priest could possibly have managed such vile, immoral acts, an apology, however heartfelt feels like too little too late.

My feelings of ire were heightened still further this week on hearing Radio 4's The Report, which condensed the many issues down to a half hour of research and comment. It's main thrust was the accusation that Pope Benedict knew about the accusations while in positions working up to the top job, but did nothing about it, or even go to lengths to cover it up. Though the programme highlighted concerns from both inside and outside the Vatican from people on the subject, it came up inconclusive, in part due to being flatly ignored when sending questions to the Vatican, the most helpful response being an anonymous redirect to prepared responses on their website.

As I made my tea listening to it through gritted teeth, the most unbelievable part came when they interviewed some people who attended the St John the Evangelist Cathedral at Milwaukee, where Father Lawrence Murphy was one of the priests accused of assaulting young boys in his flock. A selection of choice quotes:

"I sin every day, you sin every day. Are you going to throw stones at somebody? Are you perfect?"

"I think it's been made into a bigger deal than it needs to be.."

"We've learned that they are human just like the rest of us."

Now, I know that it is natural for members of a group to rally behind someone, but surely you would think an act of this gravity would snap them out of it. All three statements above serve to take heat away from the accused and onto the accusers. I can not believe that these people would for one moment consider such a stance if it were their children.

A Christian friend quipped to me a little while ago, that she was surprised that I wasn't all smug and satisfied now that her religion had been dragged through the dirt. After reminding her that it was the church that dragged itself face first through the mud, taking with it the innocence from the lives of thousands of children, now adults, many who will struggle to completely trust anyone in their lives, I say that there is little to be happy or smug about. The people at the top ultimately responsible for placing and replacing priests as soon as things get out of hand, will be protected by the heavily entrenched ideas of papal infallibility, and the church's power as a force aside from the laws that govern the rest of us, that give it the ability to decide for itself if and when to punish its members.

And through all this the victims continue to battle through the courts, the fundamentalist jibes and attacks, and the lingering mental trauma. No, I am not in the least bit happy.

Yet it is after digesting and working through these horrible acts that I believe we as an evolving species have a couple of small saving graces. First, and trivially, those damn door-to-door Jehovas Witnesses haven't been round for ages, probably because their oft-repeated mantra that only religion can bestow morals upon a person can now be utterly refuted and kicked into submission. Secondly, unwittingly, the Paedophiles, in their desire to fulfil their frustrated need for sexual gratification, have proven the non-existence of God.

Sure, there has been plenty of times when we have looked at a major catastrophe and said 'God could not exist or he would not let that happen', but a fundamental worshipper would respond with the 'all part of God's plan' or 'they were not believers' sidesteps. However, this is not possible here. These children were born into Catholic families, and were thus believers before they had chance to grow old enough to properly question the things they were being told. It is a long-standing situation as well (many allegations date back to the 1970's), giving a supreme being plenty of time to mull over the senselessness of any 'plan' he might have in mind that requires a member of his earthly representatives to drop his frock in front of a child and scar them for life.

In short, the way I see it, there are four explanations for how this situation came about:

1. God did not see it happening.
This cannot be the case, since God is meant to be a supreme being, who is omnipotent and omniscient. He sees everything, everywhere, for all time.

2. God did see it happening, but he was powerless to do anything about it.
God is meant to be capable of any act. He is supposed to be the supreme ruler of the cosmos who can fashion planets, make mountains, cause floods, and intricately create all creatures by his hand. Any less and his status as an an all-powerful God comes into question. So why didn't he just have a quiet word with any priest who was starting to turn to the dark side. Some might argue that justice is finally being done, but that is at the hands of human beings and human laws, and a long time after the event, ruining thousands of lives.

3. God did see it happening, and it was something he wanted to happen.
That's right, if you can discount the first two reasons, you arrive naturally at the third. A loving God cannot surely see these acts as part of a larger plan. And a plan for what, exactly? Has he got a bit tired of his earthly experiment and has decided to have a bit of fun with his creation, kind of like unleashing Bowser on Sim City? Otherwise, it would take a huge leap by a very brave theist to suggest that it is all part of the 'big plan'. Either way, no God who would let these things happen deserves worship by anyone.

4. God doesn't exist.
The most plausible of the four possibilities, God has been removed (or at least demoted from a position of deserved of worship) by a process of elimination. The priests had no fear of recrimination; the children were convinced of God's will that they should be 'taught these things', and a long-maintained system of covering up and moving around those who gave in to temptation ensured that the worst from above would be a quiet word and a no-expenses relocation to another church.

I can't see a fifth possibility. If you can, please explain it to me. I would much prefer to consider a possibility of a caring, loving God in the unlikely event he exists, than one that condones kiddy-fiddling.

So there you have it. It's cold comfort that such a proof comes on the back of the suffering of children and the lies of adults, but if I can extract a small silver lining; that of a way to convince people to move away from organised religion and thus remove one major source of using power to exploit the innocent, I will.

Graph Theory

Predictably, there has been another visitation from the local Jehovas' Witnesses last Sunday, and while I do enjoy the opportunity to debate the merits of atheism vs. theism, there once again came up a misconception about atheistic life that I find hugely annoying. and more than a little offensive. It has varying forms which I have seen in many a down-talking article, blog post, or being debated on radio and television. In general, it goes something like:

'It must be horrible to be an atheist, I mean, I couldn't bear to live in a world where my life was meaningless..'

The implication clearly being that life with a God, (that is, believing that a god exists rather than there necessarily being one) is filled with purpose, since it provides a person with a reason to be and do good, for the promise of heaven and the prospect of reuniting with loved ones at the end of a life dedicated to it. Another way of looking at it is that we are God's special creation, above and separate from the animals, capable of huge feats of civilisation, high-order thought processes, compassion, dreams, and everything else we hold dear. It is clear that God has a plan for us, and the lucky few who are special enough are chosen to spread the word in their local communities.

An atheist by comparison has no source of morals, no connection to their community, no reason to do good, and thus no reason to actually be on the planet. They are a slab of meat that is born, grows up and old, then dies. With their lack of moral fibre, they think nothing of robbery, murder and the selfish pursuit of pleasure. Because they identify themselves as just another form of animal, they have made their beds to lie in, sitting around with no impetus to learn, care, or take part in their community. They have separated themselves from the theistic majority and they can bloody well stay there, so long as they don't start making too much noise.

This seemingly throwaway slight when analysed has a meaning more involved than a cursory glance would suggest, and is deployed quite deliberately as a preservation mechanism by the religious, for the religious, to put potential wayward souls off pursuing any doubting thoughts they may have regarding the existence of their god, (assuming they got past the hurdle of daring to have a doubting thought when that alone is enough to send them to hell).

It is a very persuasive argument as well, except for one thing: it's complete bollocks. I hope to be able to suggest an alternative view, that you can choose to accept whether you are theistic or not.

We begin with a piece of paper. On that paper we draw the axes of a graph. Time runs along the x axis; the origin of the graph is the origin of existence.

We do not know our origins. We can guess, we can theorise based on what we do know, or we can believe unswervingly in some higher power despite the absence of any evidence of him, but we don't know. Not really. Leaving God and his seven days of creation alone just this once, we are at the theological and technological state now where the major thinkers of this age have established that roughly 13.7 billion years ago, nothing became something, and something of infinite mass exploded into space and matter and gradually it clattered into itself and fused and reacted and eventually became everything we know now.
We don't know what created that bang; it may have been some form of being that loosely fits our description of a god, or it may have been a purely nuclear/chemical reaction. Since we have no idea what exists beyond the universe, we'll just have to stick a big question mark on it for now, until our technological know-how is able to bring that information within reach.

Now a line is drawn on the graph, almost horizontal and stretching away from the origin.

One thing that was formed from the chaos of the creation of the universe was our Sun. Something caused it to combust, and fortunately for us, various large pieces of rock caught in its gravitational pull all squished together over time just far enough away to be nicely warm but not scorchingly hot, a perfect breeding ground for life to begin.

The line begins to bend upwards a little as it increases in length.

We do not know where those first sparks of life came from. Did it begin on earth, or was it brought from another planet by meteorite as some theories suggest? We don't know, and it's not really relevant: At some point, somwhere, a single entity that could be considered the simplest form of life stopped being a collection of chemicals and became alive. Was that god? Again, we don't know. As an atheist, my default view is that it isn't, and won't change until proved otherwise. As a theist, the default view would be that it was. But that doesn't matter because the situation remains the same.

At this point, the y axis gains a label - it reads, simply: progress.

We know that the sun is not infinite. It burns because it has a huge but not inexhaustible supply of hydrogen to fuel it. When that hydrogen runs out - mercifully in a billion years or so - it will expand massively, engulfing the earth. It may for a few million years more remain large enough to make life possible on a more outlying planet such as Mars, but it will eventually be extinguished and become a fizzled out speck, and the source of all life in our solar system will die out completely.

We have risen to be the custodians of this earth, and all the forms of life upon it. We are the one species of animal who, through good fortune have large enough brains to attain huge technological, theological and compassionate feats, paired with bodies that can act and build and engineer and forge from the base elements provided in the world around us. With each generation, the sum total of progress and knowledge is pushed forwards a little bit by every person who engages themselves in the pursuit of the next thing on the list to learn.

Progress has a much wider interpretation of course; before our technological spearhead shot us forward, there was the evolutionary path taken by the cells, bacteria, plants and animals that got us to the point where we have the brains and bodies to do the things we can do, and thus we should also not lose sight of the fact that we are stood on the shoulders of our distant ancestors. Before that, we have the primitive forces of space that formed a place where such life could grow. In short, every atom in the universe has been employed over billions of years to get us to the point we are at now. The massive sum total of progressive steps this adds up to is unfathomable.

The curved line on the graph is at its steepest when it stops, or at least it appears to. Taking a microscope to the surface of the paper at the line's endpoint, we can see it moving with glacial pace. The end of the line represents the universe, right now.

Humanity is making discoveries on top of the ones we already know, creating new theories and refining the ones of those gone by, at a rate as yet unseen that will mean we will soon be able to begin to populate other planets. First the International Space Station, then the moon, then Mars, and who knows what after that. Technological brick walls we consider difficult, impractical, prohibitively expensive or just impossible to overcome now will no doubt be scalable by the end of the century, replaced by the next set of problems that is even greater.

We have our origin, our rate of progress, and our current point on the graph. Everything looks positive and good. Then, without sound, at the right side of the page far away from the end of the curve, a thick red line draws itself, vertically downwards, bisecting the x axis.

This line represents the stage at which our sun runs out of energy and engulfs us all and we become extinct. Note that this is the default form of universal extinction, the one that does the job if nothing else (such as a pesky stray meteorite) jumps the queue and gets there first.

A large, red question mark appears next to the line on the axis, and the line itself shimmers so as to blur its exact position, to signify this uncertainty.

A second line begins to run horizontally across the top of the graph. It is dashed and coloured black, and draws itself high above our current point. This line represents the level of technological and evolutionary progress required for us to escape our current location and move to another rock which has both the resources to sustain our life needs, and the location to avoid being wiped out by some other threat for a few more million years.

Our purpose and meaning in life is clear. Do all that we can in our short lives to edge us further up that graph, even by the tiniest amount, so our line of progression passes the horizontal line before the vertical one. Because if we don't, the whole 15 billion years or so it took to get to that point will have been for nothing, and God's little petri dish experiment will have failed, and he'll have to start again. Of course, whether a god being started the experiment or not, the purpose remains the same. Continue adapting, evolving, learning and growing, or suffer a fate worse than death: Obliteration on such a massive scale that nothing will remain for others to see we were even here aeons from now.

Personally, I find this notion, that of our roles as being minuscule but potentially critical movements on the graph of life, with the ultimate goal of preserving our existence, started so long ago as the most basic of forms and now so much more, to be far more beautiful and awe-inspiring than the limited, stunted stories told by people thousands of years ago with a much smaller world view and using peoples' own selfish desires for heavenly reward to get them on board. It also has the flexibility of fitting into the world view of those either side of the theism debate. If you were to choose to take the theistic interpretation, god started life in a huge experiment to see if that life could get to a point where it can escape its confines and we can help prove him right. An atheist's interpretation just omits the idea of a god - we have an amount of time to escape our situation or it's curtains. The purpose is the same.

Not only are we encouraged to climb up that graph by this way of looking at life, but it also installs in us a more responsible world view; it encourages compassion for our fellow man since we are all together striving towards the same goal. Compassion also towards the world as a whole, since we have the responsibility as the most able beings on the planet to take care of it, and we now have the brains and knowledge to realise that it is all connected together and interdependent. From this comes a set of morals and principles that are similar from those sold to us as particular to a theistic life but are actually not attributable solely to them, and from adoption of these come community and society, themselves tools that have been developed to aid us on the push up that curve.

Compare that to the biblical interpretation on life's purpose. Be good not because of some desire to make the world better for the next generation, but because doing so gets you a golden ticket through the pearly gates. The world and its plants and animals were made by God for humans to use as they will, and these resources won't run dry because God wouldn't do that to his favourite beings-in-his-own-image now would he? We can rape the earth for all it's got because it's our playground to use as we want.

The paper is screwed up and thrown in the bin.

Life is extremely short; a mere fleeting atom of dust on the graph paper, and its potential to be snuffed out in an instant without being used to its potential is all too easy, be that through being puree'd by a bus one morning on the way to work, or by a young life brainwashed into suicide bombing under the promise of eternal glory. It's sobering that for every life that pushes progress forward, another can hold us back.

DISCLAIMER: This train of thought is not intended as the basis of a religion in itself. I am not a moonie-style leader of people, I couldn't lead a set of drunks to the nearest pub and have no want or desire to do so.

On Deconversion

Over on the Daylight Atheism boards, (which I thoroughly recommend as a place for anyone regardless of faith to give their opinions on religion a healthy dose of scrutiny) Ebon has put up an open post asking for peoples' stories about their 'deconversion' - i.e. how they came to not believe. Though my particular path did not include some of the struggles with society, family or friends exhibited by some of the other posters, I added my voice to the crowd, and have reproduced it here.

My story is pretty tame, although this topic is one that has encouraged me to look back on an aspect of my past life that I had forgotten about.

I grew up in England, which was/is much more secular than the US, and so I was fortunate to be raised by parents/grandparents who were mostly non-believers themselves, though didn't label themselves as such, (they had some religious artefacts remaining - my mother would say 'don't take the Lord's name in vain' whenever I would say 'oh god' or something, almost as a knee-jerk reaction). By and large, faith played little part in my early formative years.

What little I did have, was found at school and Friday/weekend cub-scouts and reached a peak just before my teens. Prayers and hymns in morning assembly, going to church most Sundays around the age of 10-12 as part of a community gathering, and so on. One cold winters' day, as I was stood outside church waiting to go in, I looked around. I saw the cars on the nearby road driving past without their passengers giving so much as a glance towards the church in respect, and at the rows of terraced houses flanking the perimeter of the church grounds, many with their lights on and snapshot views of their owners keeping warm inside, watching telly instead of coming out to worship.

I initially thought that they were in the wrong, choosing their selfish comfort over what was becoming a weekly pilgrimage of sorts for me; something that was just done. In the days after, my thoughts focused a little more on the subject. I hadn't really separated out the religious aspects of my life from the other things going on, and realised that I was just going to church, and praying and singing hymns at my school without really taking the time to think about what it was people were telling me and getting me to accept without question.

So in private moments I would try to make sense of the situation, and one day just stood in that same place outside church, and asked God to give me a sign that he existed. If a sign of unmistakable clarity showed itself, I would continue with my faith and attempt to strengthen it. If one didn't, I would assume for the moment that God did not exist and I would remain of that mind until I saw evidence for myself to the contrary. Five minutes passed, and I dared myself a little further: I said in a quiet but determined voice to the sky: 'God, I don't think you exist. Prove me wrong and show me that you do.'

And that was the basis for my non-belief. No answer or revelation (or lightening bolt) came, and that gave me the clarity to start dealing with life in a less complicated manner. I began miming to the hymns instead of singing them, I went to church but looked at the people there as receiving emotional comfort from within, not spiritual guidance from without. As I got older and more aware that different religions and faiths and cults existed, I found that looking at them from a psychological viewpoint was far more enlightening - mixtures of traditional habits not easily shaken, a human desire to align oneself with a group for comfort, a need to feel 'in the right' and all the peer pressure that glued it together was more believable for me than any notion of a 'Loving God', especially when you bring into the equation all the ugliness in the world that he supposedly produced, together with all that smiting he likes so much to do.

For several years, this was how it was: generally not believing but not thinking about it too much, until about four years ago when I moved to a neighbouring town that were a little more serious when it came to conviction. As I spent my non-working days getting my new house together (it needed a lot of work) I would have my front door approached by Creationists, Jehovas' Witnesses and Alpha people. Each would start with some general question about the evils in the world to get you onside, followed by various unsubstantiated claims about how a life of faith would sort it all out. I wanted to say 'you're wrong, because...' but I didn't have any argumentative knowledge to back it up.

So I started to look deeper. I wanted to make sure that I was objective in my search; after all, I had based my non-belief so far on a snotty question fired into the air on a cold winter day many years previous. I found sites online, both faith-based and atheist/humanist, and slowly got myself a more proper understanding of what it meant to be a Christian, Muslim, Creationist, Atheist, Humanist, etc. Wherever I looked, the religious side of things seemed to be propped up on assumptions and half-truths, and while I can't say I understood the minutiae of the the opposite arguments, being often waist deep in scientific understanding, they definitely made a lot more sense and helped solidify my view. They certainly struck me as more plausible than the religious sorts, who would often turn back to the bible or some other holy book whenever they were posed a question they had no answer for.

And this is how it is now for me. There was no evangelical bullying or peer-pressure (for which I consider myself extremely fortunate), no coercion to rebel against, just a slow realisation, often from a spectators point of view on other countries and cultures, that faith is a human invention. The term 'Man made God in his own image' rang truest of all the things I have seen and heard.

I consider myself an atheist-agnostic - I am comfortable with my disbelief, but there are still things that have a big question mark for them - such as what triggered the big bang, what caused the first spark of life, and what exists outside the boundaries of the universe, but in the absence of an answer, I just stick a large question mark in its place (it could be the work of some being that may fill the description of 'God' but I will assume the default option that it isn't for now). I hope that some day in my lifetime, we can learn enough to perhaps replace some of those question marks with answers.

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Mad Christian Ads (Part 3)

Here are the final set of classic Evangelical Christian adverts. Part 1 is here, part 2 is here.

The PAX Network (now Ion Television) shows special programmes made just for Christians, as if they have special needs that normal programmes do not provide. Miracle Pets has the dubious claim of EVEN MORE 'cross species friendship' stories (as if to answer the calls of thousands of people who complained there weren't enough), Doc solves medical problems by saying 'ahh well he died, it must have been Gods will' to cover up his surgical incompetences, and Mysterious Ways attempts to outdo the X-Files by having some paranormal event occur every episode, but then spoiling the mystery for everyone by saying '..that strange flying saucer you saw? That was just Jesus doing some recon'.

Quite what a fire bible is, they don't say (their website has its own rather incendiary interpretation), but the rather ominous claim that it's a lesson they will never forget is enough to make me wary of sending my kids there. Do they set the classroom on fire and then the children that survive are told they did so because of Gods will? This banner also advertises lessons where inquisitive kids can pick up a human brain and what appears to be a child's shoe made from a turd. Finally, their use of 'objects' as teaching aids is sold to us as a reason not to go with a rival company, as if all other forms of teaching conjure things out of thin air. You would have thought that these people would employ that sort of tactic, given the tendency for religious types to do just that.

Only if you click on the banner would you ever know whether you are allowed to believe in both. Until then, risk eternal damnation if you even consider the wealth of evidence available to support their existence. The banner doesn't tell me much about which book it's going on about, but there's a crapload of them out there preaching both sides of the fence. Of course, if you do choose to believe, you will have to compromise with reality because due to the earth being only 4000 years old, man and dinosaur must have co-existed in a Flintstones stylee.

Saint A. Tujay is apparently the guy in charge of reviewing computer games for the Christian community. In order to remain down with the kids, he had picked up the street speak even back as far as 2002 and lets it all hang out for Saints of Virtue. #1 Christian Computer Game of All Time? To be fair, there's not going to be that many contenders for such a spot, except for Noah's Adventures and The Zoo Race, of course.

As for Tujays' glowing recommendation? Shine didn't have to look too far for it - its on their site's hall of fame - not an actual review.

On the last post, there was Clowning4Christ, well, it appears that no form of child-bothering physical showmanship is left un-christed. Mime4Him similarly allows your children to experience the wonder of annoying whited-up grossly thin men pretending they are trapped inside a box, but with a dusting of religious magic pixie-dust on top. It doesn't say whether the mime act includes the religious execution of hethens.

That's all, I'm afraid. I've enjoyed going back through these, and also enjoyed going back through the websites they refer to, I'm glad they are still going; if nothing else, they celebrate the wierd and wonderful world of religious people and their attempts to bend and stretch themselves around peculiar subject matters.

Caught in a Trap

The Darwin Season has recently come to an end on the BBC, but before it started, I was paid what has become the latest in a series of visits by the God Squad. Clearly sensing the need to do a pre-emptive strike, a pair of middle-aged ladies knocked on my door and waited patiently as I put away my satanic books and freshly sacrificed chickens. (Note to religious people: this is a joke, I don't want nutters sending me hate mail).

There followed the standard thread of friendly debate that has been followed a half-dozen times since I moved to my area; it starts with general intro questions about whether I thought wars were a bad thing and whether and why I thought the world was going to crap, and whether I thought there was something behind it. Inevitably, this is guided towards reasoning that because people are not following [the Christian] religion any more, morals have disappeared and decadence rules, and that a belief in God would fix it all. This was accompanied by a Bible being offered to me to read, with some random assurances that 'they knew the world was round back then' and 'they knew about bacteria' as an implication that the bible contains all the facts worth knowing before those scientists came around and found out about them a second time around.

After assuring them that I had read enough of the Bible at school as a child under pain of death (or, at least a good telling off) they asked my opinion of evolution, which seemed to be the point of the visit.

'Do you believe in Evolution?',

'Well, 'believe' isn't really the correct term as it isn't a faith, but I think that evolution can explain the processes of how most things on the planet came to be as they are.',

'See, that's what I don't get about evolution, how can a whale just 'grow' some fins if it wanted to?',

'Well, what you have said to me there tells me that you don't understand the evolutionary process..',

'And the idea of a whale and a cow combining together to make an entirely new species..',

'Please, let me stop you there. You have shown me that you have little or no grasp on what evolution actually is. You are going from door to door, spreading a mutated, ridiculous twist on the theory of evolution, and then providing people with a much more convenient alternative which amounts to little more than 'God did it'.'

'Are you saying we are lying!?',

'That's not what I am saying. I think that you are two pleasant, intelligent people who would not knowingly spread misinformation about something to get people on your side, but that is what you are doing. Have you read 'On the Origin of Species'?',

'No, what's that?',

I cried a little inside.

'It's the seminal work by Charles Darwin, explaining his theories for the interrelationships between the animal orders. It explains in laymans terms the theory behind Evolution, some of the observable evidence in the real world, and how it continues to change things'.

'I don't have time for that'.

'It's a shame you should take such a view. You should read it not only for your own personal development, but to also become fully aware of that which you are denouncing. If you have no idea what it is you are refusing to believe in, how do you know it isn't true?',

'Erm..', (one of the ladies grips her bible a little tighter) '..but you have not accepted the words of the Bible, so why should I even go out of my way to buy this book?',

'You came to my house professing the words of the Bible and stating that evolution has no scientific basis in fact, and you have done the same for other people and will do again. The onus is not on me to convince you or to spend time and effort reading something I do not believe in or agree with, you have made it your job to convince me and other people that God exists and that evolution is false, and so far you have only shown me that your knowledge is limited to the biased discussions from your own flock.',

'Well..',

'I would like you to take at least one thing away from this debate - that your idea of what evolution is, is fundamentally wrong. And now that I have told you this, it would probably not go down very well with your God if you knowingly continue knocking on doors down this street using your inaccurate descriptions to get people to join your flock. You would be using lies to achieve your goal.',

'I can understand your point, but what I believe is in this Bible', (tries once again to offer me it)

'You* should* read Darwins' book, taking time to understand the concepts within it, and then come to a conclusion - your own conclusion - as to whether it is right or not. And you should do this without having the barrier laid down in your head that says 'if what is written goes against the bible account, it must be false'.

The first lady nods begrudgingly, at least I have got her to understand the situation. I smile sympathetically to her, as I feel I have just knocked the ground from her feet. Perhaps a bit of diplomacy is required.

'It is feasible that God exists and evolution is also correct - they're not mutually exclusive. It's feasible that God may have started life and then sat back and watched as the evolutionary processes did their stuff. After all, nobody yet knows where life actually came from..',

However, the second lady who has remained quite quiet until now, is gearing up for an attack on another front.

She says with conviction, 'I do not believe in evolution.'.

'That is quite a statement. All forms of evolution?',

'All forms. They are all wrong.'.

'Because we need to be clear about this, there is the general term 'Evolution', which was around before the time of Darwin and refers to the change and refinement of things, and the specialisation, 'Evolution by Natural Selection', which is part of Darwin's theory.'

'No, all evolution is a lie. Everything was created by God'.

I guess she is concentrating a little too hard on denying the Darwinian evolution to realise quite what she is saying. I am standing next to my front door and notice the complex lock mechanism.

'Evolution is not a lie, it is all around us, observable and demonstrable in many forms, such as the evolution of the motor car, evolution of internet websites, and even the process of evolution leading to this lock on my door. When locks were first invented many years ago they used a basic mechanism for the lock that was easy to circumvent; and as people found ways to open a locked door, the locks were refined and different types of locks - 'sub-species' if you will - emerged that were suited to specific environments. For example a lock for a door is different than for a window or a car, and some are still simple because the simplicity suits that purpose (eg a lock on a shed door), whereas some are more complicated (I point to the mechanism inside the front door), and others are even more so, such as electronic locks requiring a retina scan as the 'key'.',

'But if you were to take the lock apart and place the component pieces on the ground, it wouldn't put itself back together would it?'.

I was a little gobsmacked at her counter-argument, but I finally saw where she was going with it.

'No, it would need me to come along and stick it back together again....',

'Exactly! So that is like what our relationship with God is like. He creates us and everything around us, it all needed a creator.',

'But Darwinian evolution provides us with an alternative theory of how we have arrived at this point in time..',

Sensing an opportunity, she takes it: 'Aha! Exactly! Evolution is a theory, nothing more. You do not have proof.'.

'Evolution is a theory because it is not realistically provable. In order to come to an absolute proof, a person would have to live for millions of years tracking the changes in all the species of plant and animal on the planet, and show the shifting changes within a species as a whole over that time. We cannot do this in our lifetime.'.

'So it is not provable',

'..because the limiting factors are 1) how long we have been actively cataloguing animal species and the development of technology to accurately record them, 2) how long we have known about Darwins' theories, and 3) the lifespan of human beings. In theory, we will be able to prove it in a million years time, because then we will have catalogued such changes..'.

'But it is not provable now!',

'Only in so much that the theory of gravity is not provable, because it is a scientific theory We cannot accurately say that gravity will always be around, or that it is predictable, or that it occurs everywhere in the solar system. Yet gravity is a demonstrable fact, and I don't think that the church will be trying to disprove that any time soon. Evolution is also a fact for similar reasons.',

'No! That is not right. Evolution is nothing more than a theory and will never be proven.',

'Well not quite. Leaving aside the wealth of evidence taken out of the earth to support macroevolution (i.e. the big changes), the process of microevolution is far more practical to demonstrate and has actually been replicated and proven in a lab. A bacterial strain has shown the ability to absorb a chemical within glucose that it couldn't originally do because the evolutionary process that occurs between successive generations of the bacterial cells produce genetic mutations, some of which were progressively better at metabolising the chemical, which in turn drove the evolutionary path towards a new strain. This experiment took about 20 years, because the individual stages of evolution are far closer together with bacteria as they multiply at a far faster rate compared to that of larger animals.'.

Shortly afterwards, the debate disintegrated and reached a rather inconclusive end. The ladies could see they had not won a convert with their arguments. They thanked me for my 'interesting viewpoint' and after an offer of an issue of The Watchtower, I thanked them and they went on their way as it was getting cold. I don't know if they went next door because I was all religion-ed out and just wanted to put it behind me for the day.

You're probably wondering when I'm going to get to the crux of this post, and it's now. The trap I refer to in the title is that of strong religious conviction. After all the other things I have levelled at the notion of believing in a god over the years (incidentally, I will fight for the right for people to believe in a religion, as that is part of a free society, I just find it ridiculous that people do) this incident has brought home to me one particular characteristic: the truth is no longer relevant to the argument.

Taking Christianity as an example, (although this could be applied to any of the Abrahamic religions, and some other select groups too). If you attempt to convince a person of faith something that contradicts the implied or direct writings of the Bible, they will not believe it. You can debate with them, you can point them towards information and supporting evidence, but you will get nowhere.

Why is this so? Oversimplified explanations may involve a lack of intelligence on the part of the believer, or a lack of articulation on the part of the persuader, or simply a reluctance for the believer to take a dent to their pride and admit that they were wrong. I believe that there is a more convincing argument - fear.

Fear is what drives people to make decisions based on the information in their immediate surroundings. Fear has been used throughout the ages to get people in line. Additionally, the nature of human beings is to form a communal group of people striving for the same goal - humans originate from the pack cultures of apes and we feel naturally safe within one. We see example of this all through society; religions, football supporters, gangs in school playgrounds, and many more.

If you manage to persuade someone to join your religious group, it would not be such a difficult thing once they fully buy into the faith, to stop them from leaving by proclaiming eternal damnation in the pits of hell if they were to leave, meted out by the very god you have just got them to unflinchingly believe in. You can crank this up a notch by threatening similar punishment by even letting these thoughts enter their head. The trap is set.

The Bible is seen by the faithful as an absolute. It decides for them what is truth and what is fiction. Such a book of God has great power, and if someone were to discover something that appeared to be true but was not in the Bible - or worse still, contradicted it - they would suffer exclusion from their cosy group at best, and burning in the pits of hell at worst if they were to even consider accepting that which they see in front of them. People do not like change, and such an alteration in the foundation of their lives is not a pleasant prospect. Reasoning with them that the Bible was produced a long time ago when human knowledge was a fraction of what it is now is useless against such an immovable object.

The Bible even has its own section on the subject, where Adam and Eve eating from the Tree of Knowledge forever casts the human race into sin. Its message is clear. Don't go hunting down knowledge, because you'll end up paying for it. The bit they left out was, that the greater the sum of human knowledge, the less room there is for the notion of a god. If we were to universally accept evolution as the process by which life has become as it is now, then a whole job lot of pruning and editing will be needed to make the Bible relevant again, an unthinkable act.

This is the trap that religious people find themselves in. The information is out there, proofs and evidence and accounts and data, most of which freely available, but the believer cannot allow themselves to consider it, for the consequences for themselves would be grave. This goes not only for that which has direct contradiction with the holy books (such as evolution by natural selection), but also those theories and concepts that support them.

One example is the concept of continental drift, and the tectonic plates slowly shifting around the continents of the world. These theories which were a topic of controversy 100 years ago, but their eventual acceptance as scientific fact helped lend credence to evolutionary flow; the isolation of a group of animals by continental drift, which would then evolve separately according to their new environment. We know that this shifting takes place - the UK is measurably moving away from France and towards America at a rate of a few centimetres per year for example - yet many of the faithful wipe whole swathes of such knowledge from the list of acceptable things to understand or believe in - simply by the process of association. To believe in them would be to give credence to that which would get them a first class ticket to hell.

Again, whether evolution is correct or not doesn't matter to a person of faith. They just aren't allowed to consider it.

Without wishing to sound glib, Atheists have no such restrictions; they are free to accept or reject things purely based on the evidence and reasoning to hand, with eyes unclouded. This is not a perfect system: it may be that something an Atheist holds true is actually not, but the process that the person used to arrive at their conclusion was not flawed; it was because of the accuracy of the information at hand, not because they felt compelled by dogma to take one explanation over another.

This is truly the definition of free thinking, and I hope for a time when we can all be freer to think for ourselves, and avoid falling into such traps.

Mad Christian Ads (Part 2)

This here is part 2 of a little series based on some old Christian adverts I pulled off some Evangelical website many years back. Part 1 is here.

One thing you have to hand to those kerayzee evangelicals - they know how to focus on the positives when advertising their religion product.

Bible Man, with his wee-coloured light sabre and a forehead designed to keep the rain off his feet, must save the world from the nasty heathens who happen to have a load of Anger Dust to spread all over the place. Not only is it implied that his arch nemesis is a Mexican, (an association of which might irk America's southern neighbours), but also a damned god-denier. (I assume this is how atheists are seen by these people, spreading hate and suffering in their silly cloak and helmet getups when not doing their day-to-day jobs).

'Ordered to worship monkeys' is clearly a slant against the Evolutionists, but otherwise you might think this is referring to the Bible. It's not until the final frame that you realise its actually a film. The Jesus Film - which despite having been seen by 1.5 Billion people I had not heard of before this - dates from 1979, post-dating the far more capable 'Jesus of Nazareth' by 2 years and thus coming off as a bit of a cash-in.

The ad gets extra points by implying people who showed it were committed as nutters, and also by talking down to the tribal bushmen of the world. At least the film eventually came along, otherwise who knows how many more generations of bushmen would have had to burn in hell (after the 1800 years or so where God decided not to reveal himself to them) if it hadn't.

Gotta wonder just what made them use a pair of nubile ladies kissing as the focus point for concerned parents. After all, they do seem to be enjoying themselves. Now obviously homosexuality is an unforgivable hell-burning sin for these people, but I reckon that was an interesting evening beside the computer searching for a source image..

Evangelical 1: 'Just type in 'Lesbians' and see what comes up.',
Evangelical 2: '..pfft.. 'comes up'..',

*nervous shifting in seats*

Evangelical 1:
'Holy Mary, there's a lot of results. Click on that one there..',
Evangelical 2: 'That page has some.. good.. images on it..',

*both heads turn to one side in unison at a particular image*

Evangelical 1:
'Yeah..',
Evangelical 2: 'Yeah, but...',

*more uncomfortable shifting*

Evangelical 2:
'Maybe there is some better examples if I click on this link..',
Evangelical 1: '..... Do it'.

And for the 'unsaved youth' who turn their nose up at the thought of that dusty, wordy old Bible, there's a hip, rad version containing 'just the facts' for them! America's public schools are after all under attack from scientists, Islamic people and everybody else who has found something out that goes against the words of the Bible. They must be stopped!

Yes, you read that correctly. Clowning 4 Christ! Available for weddings, parties, but not Bar Mitzvas. A 'clown conference' may be heading to a town near you this year, and if so you too can witness first hand their drive and commitment in 'bring[ing] the best possible instructors that will raise the level of professionalism in all areas of clowning, Christian as well as secular.', and who wouldn't want that at their 5-year olds' birthday?

Just enough for one more part, which I'll post later. If anyone has any other mad ads they have found, please share them - add or link through the comments!